Friday, June 12, 2009 @ 1:31 PM
" Bananas are cool [:"haha!! today damn funny sia.
my brother's pm =
" i believe ____ can fly.BAM! who died? ___ did. {:"
LOL! kids arhh...so cute >.<
anyway,
share sth here[:
saw it in a magazine :P
christian article luh.
please read AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH:P
#1 - "A No Excuse Sunday"
in order to let everyone come church on sunday,
we will have this ''no excuse sunday"
For those who:
1. say,"SUNDAY IS THE ONLY DAY WHERE I CAN SLEEP IN PEACE",
we'll have bunk beds in rooms
2.think that church's benches are too hard for their butts,
we'll have sofas
3.slept late on saturday night to watch tv and have sore eyes,
we'll have eye droppers
4.say that,"the church roof would fall on me if i step into church"
we'll have helmets prepared for them
5.think that the church is too cold,
we'll have jackets prepared for them
6.think that the church is too hot,
we'll prepare fans
7.boast/lied that they always attend church,
we'll have an attendence list
8.could not come church because they need to prepare dinner for family/friends,
we'll invite their family/friends to church
9.think that church always want people's offerings,
we'll prepare the breast pin that says, "MISER" for them
10.want to have fellowship with God in the nature,
we'll have rooms with trees and green grass
11.prepare to fall sick on Sundays,
we'll have doctors and nurses in the church
12. think that church must have red[christmas spirit] and flowers,
we'll prepare them.
13.cannot hear the sermons,
we'll prepare hearing aid
14.and the people who can hear the sermons,
we'll prepare cotton wool
LOL.
"Bananas are cool [:"
